hinerdsitscat:

Book 1: Thrawn

Empire: Thrawn, you might be a right bastard of an alien, but damned if you don’t get results. You’re promoted again!
Thrawn: Can I take my translator with me?
Eli Vanto: You really don’t need me to translate for you anymore.
Thrawn: Oh no, help, I just forgot every word of Basic I ever learned.
Eli: You’re speaking Basic RIGHT NOW.
Thrawn: Okay so we’re all in agreement that my translator is coming with me?
Eli: <groans> All I wanted to do was be a supply clerk ffs

BOOK 2: Thrawn: Alliances

<Setting: The Past>
Anakin Skywalker: <kicks down every door he encounters in search of Padme> WHERE IS SH—oh hey, a weird alien.
Thrawn: You are probably the most screwed up sentient being I have ever encountered in my life but ngl I’m kind of digging it.

<Setting: The Present>
Narrator: HE’S a by-the-book Grand Admiral, and HE’S a loose cannon Sith Lord. Together, they fight crime solve mysteries about disturbances in the Force!
Thrawn: You know, back when I went on an adventure with Anakin Skywalker—
Vader: SAY HIS NAME ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF A DAMN AIRLOCK
Thrawn: ;)
Vader: <screams internally>

draconym:

cyborgrabbit:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it’s hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

“Does he have his own luggage?” the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

“Just carry-on,” I say as I slide my driver’s license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

“A soap making booth!” I exclaim. I’ve been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I’ve never visited this shop. “Let’s make soap!”

“First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars,” says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

“I have five dollars …”

“Well you still have to ask him,” she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

“I’m older than he is,” is all I can think of to say.

“Would you like a children’s menu?”

“Sure, and if you’re taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona.”

Hey op?

HOW???

I’m short

(via scribbleboxfox)

standard-muse:

Me watching the Clone Wars trailer and realizing we’re straight up going through all of Revenge of the Sith again.

obiking:

thrawnadelrey:

are ya’ll emotionally prepared? cause im not 🥺

taylorstiel:

reasons to watch the puppy bowl

• the referee is a rescue sloth
• all players are rescue puppies
• an African grey parrot live tweeted the entire game
• a piano playing chicken performed this year’s national anthem